Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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