Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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