Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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