i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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