Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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