im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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