stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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