Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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