a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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