I'm really into asian looking animals
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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