oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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