idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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