We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Panties = found
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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