he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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