white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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