K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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