so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
