i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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