I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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