Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
