It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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