We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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