New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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