My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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