Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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