why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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