i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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