Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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