well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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