im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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