Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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