You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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