i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
