Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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