Capitaan dildo arrescate!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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