she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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