if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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