Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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