Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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