It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I accidentally burped into my bong.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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