hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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