I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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