If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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