We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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