My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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