Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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