i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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