found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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