Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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