i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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