can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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