Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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