her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
cat food counts as protein by the way
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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